It's what happens when you mix oils with lye and let chemistry do its thing. The end result is soap. The lye is gone. You're not rubbing weird harsh chemicals on your body. Relax.

Cold process is how real soap is made. You mix your oils, add lye, pour it into a mold, and then you wait. Several weeks of curing time turns it into a dense, long-lasting bar. No heat, no rushing, no cutting corners. Unlike your grocery store soap, which is technically a detergent bar with the good stuff stripped out and replaced with synthetic garbage.

It's for external use only. We're not telling you what "external" means to you personally, but we did want to get that on the record.

No, returns are UN-Acceptable.

What is real? Maybe this is all a simulation, prove to me that it isn't! What I do know is that if you order soap you will get it, unless you fucked up entering your address.