Sandy Handy

It was a scorching summer day at the beach, and the sun was relentless. You'd spent hours swimming and lounging, but now, you were nestled in the dunes with your girlfriend, Candace. The salty breeze and the rhythmic sound of the waves provided the perfect backdrop for a spontaneous moment. Things were heating up, and her soft, teasing touches soon turned more deliberate, sending jolts of excitement through you.

As Candace's hand moved downwards, the gritty reality of the beach became painfully clear. The mix of sunscreen, sweat, and sand made for an unexpectedly rough experience. Despite the discomfort, there was something undeniably thrilling about the raw, untamed nature of it all. Every touch was a blend of pleasure and skin eviscerating pain, making the moment unforgettable in its own right.

You tried to stay focused, but the abrasive sensation lessened with each stroke, pulling you out of the moment. Candace, ever the problem solver, realized the predicament and laughed it off, applying fresh sand to her hand. The two of you shared a knowing look, the kind that says, "Well, that was an experience." As the sun dipped below the horizon, you both laughed and promised to incorporate more sticky and sandy encounters in the future, but the memory of that day remained, a testament to your adventurous spirit.

Description:

It's a bar of soap. Its rectangular. This one's a bit yellow/orange. There's none of that stupid textured top bullshit. You use it to clean yourself you disgusting shit-heel. It weighs about 4.1 ounces, it's like 2.25 inches tall, 3.5 inches wide, and 1 inch thick. It's a lot bigger than your tiny little cock.

Ingredients:

Since you're such a fucking pussy and need to know every goddamn detail 🙄

Saponified: Olive Oil, Coconut Oil, Shea Butter, Avocado oil

Ground Pumice, Sea Buckthorn Oil, Kaolin Clay

Essential Oil: Tangerine