BBC

The legends spoke of a force so powerful it could shake the very foundations of reality: the BBC. Forged in the heart of the cosmos, its influence was unparalleled, a symbol of both awe and dread. Many had sought its elusive presence, drawn by tales of its immense strength and mythical status.

In the deepest corners of the universe, an explorer named Orion embarked on a quest to witness this power firsthand. Through alien landscapes and perilous trials, he journeyed, guided by whispers and ancient texts. As he ventured deeper, he could feel the air thickening with anticipation, each step echoing with the promise of discovery.

Finally, in the heart of a forgotten galaxy, Orion stood before the source. The BBC, a colossal entity of raw energy and grandeur, radiated an aura that left him breathless. The sheer magnitude of its power was beyond comprehension, a testament to the legends that had drawn him here. In that moment, Orion understood the true meaning of awe, forever changed by the encounter with the cosmic force known only as the BBC.

Description:

It's a bar of soap. Its rectangular. This one's black. There's none of that stupid textured top bullshit. You use it to clean yourself you disgusting shit-heel. It weighs about 4.1 ounces, it's like 2.25 inches tall, 3.5 inches wide, and 1 inch thick. It's a lot bigger than your tiny little cock.

Ingredients:

Since you're such a fucking pussy and need to know every goddamn detail 🙄

Saponified: Olive Oil, Coconut Oil, Shea Butter, Jojoba Oil, Avocado Oil

Activated Bamboo Charcoal

Essential Oils: Lemongrass, Teatree, Basil