Coffee Enema

You're sitting in your dingy apartment, staring at your mirror with a resolute look on your face. You've heard about the latest wellness craze: the Coffee Enema. You've never been one for health fads, but the idea of shooting coffee up your ass intrigued you. You're hoping it's going to detox your body and maybe give you a caffeine high like no other.

You prepare the brew, making sure it's extra strong. You pour it into a bulb syringe, and as you assume the position on your bathroom floor, you can't help but think how crazy this is. You push the tip in, feeling the warm liquid rush into your rectum. The sensation is surprisingly not terrible. You start to think this might actually be working.

Then it hits you. The rumble. A violent, uncontrollable need to expel. You barely make it to the toilet as you explode with what feels like the force of a thousand double espressos. The scene is pure chaos: coffee everywhere, your bathroom looks like a crime scene. But as you catch your breath, you feel oddly invigorated. You realize you're now addicted to this bizarre ritual. You know you'll be back.

Description:

It's a bar of soap. Its rectangular. This one's brown. There's none of that stupid textured top bullshit. You use it to clean yourself you disgusting shit-heel. It weighs about 4.1 ounces, it's like 2.25 inches tall, 3.5 inches wide, and 1 inch thick. It's a lot bigger than your tiny little cock.

Ingredients:

Since you're such a fucking pussy and need to know every goddamn detail 🙄

Saponified: Olive Oil, Coconut Oil, Shea Butter, Avocado oil

Used espresso grounds, White Kaolin Clay

Essential Oils: Cinnamon, Vanilla