The Citorus

Deep within the ancient labia-rinth, whispers spoke of a mythical bulb, The Citorus, said to grant boundless vitality and hidden within the maze's treacherous folds. The labia-rinth, an endless tangle of twisting passages and shifting walls, was a challenge few dared to face. Its secrets were guarded by shadows and the eerie silence of forgotten corridors.

Armed with only a dim lantern and unwavering determination, a young seeker named Alaric ventured forth, each step was a battle against disorientation and dread but the promise of the Citorus drove him forward. He navigated the winding paths, guided by faint citrus scents that teased his senses and kept hope alive. The maze seemed to pulse with life, almost as if it were aware of his quest.

At last, in the heart of the labia-rinth, Alaric stumbled upon a hidden grove. There, bathed in ethereal light, hung the fabled Citorus, its golden glow illuminating the dark surroundings. Reverently, he plucked the bulb and felt an immediate surge of energy coursing through him. The journey had been perilous, but the reward was beyond imagination. With the Citorus in hand, Alaric retraced his steps, knowing he had uncovered not just a legend but a source of profound renewal.

Description:

It's a bar of soap. Its rectangular. This one's orange. There's none of that stupid textured top bullshit. You use it to clean yourself you disgusting shit-heel. It weighs about 4.1 ounces, it's like 2.25 inches tall, 3.5 inches wide, and 1 inch thick. 

It's a lot bigger than your tiny little cock.

Ingredients:

Since you're such a fucking pussy and need to know every goddamn detail 🙄

Saponified: Olive Oil, Coconut Oil, Shea Butter, Avocado oil

Annatto Powder, Kaolin Clay

Essential Oils: Sweet Orange, Lemon, Grapefruit, Tangerine, Mandarin