The Dirty Dozen Bundle - 12 bars for the price of 9

Get all 12 for the price of 9, or don't, I don't care.

All 12 bars. Pay for 9. That's it, that's the deal.

Every filthy name in the lineup, in one box:

BBC. Tea tree and lemongrass. It's black.
Blue Balls. Palmarosa and ylang ylang. Floral. Frustrated.
Coffee Enema. Vanilla, cinnamon, and real coffee grounds. Rough, like the experience.
Drunk Uncle. Wintergreen and sweet birch. Shows up strong, overstays.
Fresh Taint. Exactly what it sounds like. You need this one most.
Goat Fucker. Amyris and tangerine. Ask the goat, it'll vouch.
God's Vagina. Vanilla and lavender. Divine. Obviously.
Salty Seaman. Sage, rosemary, and actual Pacific salt water.
Sandy Handy. Tangerine and ground pumice. Rough on purpose.
Satan's Asshole. Camphor and peppermint. It burns so good.
The Citorus. Orange and lemon. Right there and you still can't find it.
Wood. It's cedar, fir, and pine. What did you expect.

That's a year of showers for someone you love, or twelve separate gifts for twelve separate degenerates. Stocking stuffers sorted, Secret Santa handled, and you never have to enter a mall.

Every bar is 100% natural, handmade, cold-process soap with essential oils and plant powders. The names are a joke. The soap isn't.

$108 worth of soap for $80.99. Free shipping, obviously. You just spent $80.99 on soap.